Lightworker bs
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Who said?
One of the buzzwords in the New Age Community is “LightWorker.” What is a “LightWorker?” What are the credentials to become one? I scrolled through some of the classes offered at the local Community College and came up empty. So, do you suddenly wake up one morning and have an epiphany from that day forward that you will be a “Light Worker” and trust in the “Universe” to guide you in assisting others on their path to ascension? If you are one, does the fact that I just put shit into perspective make you want to rethink what you proclaim? For me, it seems a bit absurd, as, once again, the goal of the “New Age” is no different than the church, as it is a repackaged version of Christianity minus the demiurge god of the bible. That is, you aren’t good enough to navigate this life that you need a fucking “Light Worker” to do so. It’s all bullshit, folks, a “Light Worker” is the new version of a minister, priest, pastor, clergy, etc. It’s all the same … it’s seriously time to wake the fuck up and join the lonely path to true enlightenment, meaning it’s something you do alone, like the metaphor of Christ. By the way, I wonder if he had a fucking “Light Worker?” The short answer is NO, no he didn’t, he bared his cross ALONE.
Spiral Up
Now to my point. I was inspired to write this because of a video I saw on a YouTube Channel called “SpiralUp.” Spiral Up is a creation by a bloke called Cambell, one of the pioneers in the Tartarian Civilization theory. Cambell started his SpiralUp channel, which was (at first) a straight-up New Age channel, then morphed it into a “Pseudo New Age” channel, as Cambell tickles the ears of the masses while simultaneously tossing in his truth, with a bit of word salad and nervous laughter. Cambell’s latest work is called “Light Worker, or Being the Light?” In the episode, he touches and questions “Light Workers” without actually stepping on their toes by calling them out. Then Cambell implements a shit-ton of word salad disguised as fluffy new-age shit to tickle the ears and validate the new agers that happen to stumble upon his channel; very clever, Cambell. Am I picking on the guy? Perhaps, as I’ve emailed him several times with my Promise Land Theory, which I wrote for another website without a peep from him, then magically, he uploaded this video … I’m sure it’s just a coincidence?

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