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Collection of shit

I’m confident that when you were younger, you couldn’t wait to get a credit card, so you could start building your credit collection of useless shit. Humans were taught that having an array of materialistic bullshit was the key to happiness. However, that is further from the truth; as your collection of shit grows, you never feel satisfied, as you keep adding to your shit pile until you have to acquire a storage unit to put your older shit in.

Minimize

A buzzword that has been floating around for several years is Minimalist. A minimalist is someone that one day has an epiphany that the shit they have collected over the years is just that, shit, as the shit they collected had no intrinsic value, that at the end of the day, it’s fucking shit. Period. So, they call the waste management company to bring a dumpster to start a new life as a minimalist, where instead of finding happiness in a bunch of materialistic bullshit, they go within and discover how empowering it is to free themself from all the liabilities they once had, as the shit won’t fit in their casket and will avoid a future war, as their loved ones won’t have anything to fight over when your six-feet-under. It’s a fucking win-win situation!

how much is enough?

 

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