Butthole

Over the past few years, the porn industry has ramped up the anal sex agenda. Not that anal sex is new, as it has always been an obsession with many dudes, which I’ve never understood. Women have a vagina/pussy, which sets men and women apart; thus, I chose to be straight. Over the years, when hooking up with a new girl, the first question was, “Did you fuck her in the ass?” my answer was always, “No, she had a fucking pussy.” So what is this obsession with fucking a chick in the ass when she is equipped with a device that is naturally beautiful, moist, tight, and made to accommodate a dick? Okay, there is the pregnancy excuse, as the chances of pregnancy are dramatically reduced; if you discount some accidental drippage, or … never mind, you get the point.

rosebud

Another widespread phenomenon in the porn industry recently is anal prolapsing, which isn’t new by any means, as it’s something I first discovered in the ’90s. I was mortified and intrigued simultaneously, and what interested me the most was how the butthole resembles a rosebud, as the vagina resembles a butterfly, which metaphorically relates to fertility, and incidentally, as does the term “fuck like bunnies.” I digress.

Uranus

You ask, what’s the fucking point of all of this FuckTalk? First, our place, Earth, is about fertility and regeneration, as everything here dies and is reborn. Second, the feminine images of Christ depict him with his thumb, forefinger, and middle finger pointed up and the rest of the digits folded. It’s said that this is the sign for U in sign language, which stands for Uranus, as UR on the periodic table is Uranium, which was the purpose of writing this. However, digging deeper, I wanted to call bullshit on this theory, as this sign IS NOT a U. So what is it? It could be a combination of two characters, the L and V, as the Greeks and Romans combined different signs, thus creating their meanings, hence the fact that the images of Christ show that his fingers are limp, thus signifying that it is a Roman thing since that’s where the Jesus character was created; therefore he was created by a group of assholes, which is no different from humans, as the asshole is the first thing created when you are a mere fetus in the womb.

What’s your point eye?

I don’t have one; I had the urge to write about Pussies and Assholes. Now, kick rocks.