Noah’s Ark:

Most know the story of Noah’s Ark found in Genesis 6:13-22 and again in Genesis 9:1-17. First, why are two stories about this guy Noah in the same book, just as there are two creation stories? Is this some clue that there are two creators? A good and demiurge? Now, perhaps the first clue is in Genesis 6:5-7 “And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. 6 And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. 7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.”  How fucking absurd is this? Why would the creator of man want to destroy it? That’s like having a baby and killing it once it is born because it cries too much. Why is this shit taught to children in Sunday School as if it’s a good thing? And by the way, I was one of these children, and to top it off, my mom taught this shit to children for years in Sunday School and a private school. This story goes way South in Genesis 9:22 when Noah’s son Ham sees Noah naked in his tent because Noah has too much to drink. Again, this is the story I learned in Sunday School when I was five.

Then the rain came:

In Genesis 7:6-16 the rain arrived, and Noah, along with his wife and two sons, and the animals were magically safe inside the “ark” that Noah built. Now, I remember learning that while Noah was constructing the massive “ark,” he was mocked and laughed at. However, I’m not able to find this in any of the text, so I’m not sure where this came from, as it was also in the film Evan Almighty. Although this takes place in modern-day New York and has to do with a dam breaking, I’m confident it has merited for the Noah story and perhaps a future event. Nevertheless, Why would folks laugh at Noah for building a big ass boat? This question can be answered with some simple deductive reasoning. Perhaps it’s because they didn’t know what rain was. Perhaps the climate was perfect, and rain wasn’t necessary? Or was it rain? (read on)

the Vapor canopy:

A year ago, I came across a guy called Jason Breshears with a YouTube channel called Archaix. Jason spent the majority of his life in prison. While incarcerated, he read copious amounts of literature. He found numerous gems, including that the place we call earth is a simulated construct that was once covered with a vapor canopy that kept the perfect environment which failed with the return of the Phoenix, which caused the great flood. I was ecstatic when I found this information, as I’ve told many folks my theory that there was more to the Noah story and why the people would have mocked him, and I, too, have been devalued and mocked. There was a flood/water event in the past, as you can see everywhere if you can see it.