what is santa?

I have never heard anyone speak about what Santa Claus represents. Why? Or am I the only one that thinks this way? I’m going to make this fucking simple. Santa is an anagram for Satan, there, I said it. What does Santa go down? If you said a chimney, you would be correct. What is the purpose of a chimney? You would be right if you said it carries the smoke from a fireplace. What is a fireplace? You would be correct if you said a place where you build a fire or a place that contains a fire. What is the area in front of a fireplace called? You would be correct if you said hearth. What are the most apparent anagrams in hearth? I see heart and earth, you?

With that said Santa goes down the chimney and lands in a fireplace. What is the image of hell? Did you say fire? You would be correct. Now, what does Santa bring with him down the chimney? Did you say presents or gifts? What is another name for presets or gifts? Did you say material objects? When you’re a kid, what are you told the purpose of life is? If you said work and gain material possessions, you would be correct. What is the true definition of Satanism? Did you say Materialism, and it’s all about me, me, me?

The Santa “Claus(e)”

Santa/Satan is a metaphor for YOU, as there was a “CLAUS(E)” in the contract you made when you came DOWN to have your experience as a HUMAN BEING. This is likely why kids are tricked into beLIEving in Santa/Satan; that’s because you are Satan, folks. The trick is to be a good little Satan while in your meat suit in hell on the heart of the earth; your reward (gift) will await you in the end.

Another metaphor for this would be; that Satan/Lucifer was kicked out of heaven, so he came down to rule this realm as the demiurge, Yaldaboth, two sides of the same coin, folks. Nevertheless, at the end of the day, it’s a metaphor for you.

Is the metaphor above the reason why the “Anagram Solver” fails to input the most obvious anagram for Santa?

another clue

Could the fact that grown adults lie to their children about Santa be a clue to this reality … A big fucking lie? Something else to chew on folks.