*drinking water

Drink copious amounts of water.

Throughout our lives, we have been told that the human body is mostly water; some say 60%, while others say 90%. I’ve said for years it’s all bullshit. The fact is, our bodies aren’t made up of mostly water. For instance, think of the last time you cut yourself, did you bleed water? Folks, most of the fluid throughout your avatar isn’t water but blood and other fluids. However, the argument to this would be that we don’t sweat blood, but water. However, Luke 22:44 says, “And being in agony, he prayed more earnestly: and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground.”

Wait, what? It says, “AS IT WERE.” back in my church days, they left out the “AS IT WERE” part, and I was told that because Jesus was in such agony and stress, he sweat blood. According to the verse, it wasn’t blood, so what was it? If you subscribe to Jesus as a metaphor, perhaps the fluid was amnionic. In other words, he was going through a spiritual awakening, realizing the true nature of his reality.

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at that moment, Christ was reborn, as he was born of a virgin (Vergo). And to go deeper just before Jesus went up to sweat, he said in Luke 22:10, “Behold, when you have entered the city, a man will meet you carrying a pitcher of water; follow him into the house which he enters.” (Aquarius, third house) To make it more straightforward for the scripture reader, the cross, burial, and resurrection (3) are an extension of Jesus’s epiphany. Yet, most still don’t understand the metaphor and take it literally. Thus, most fail to understand it: YOU ARE THE CHRIST and are here to figure out your true nature. (reborn)

I digress

Back to the water. To simplify, too much water flushes out the necessary nutrients and, most importantly, sodium, which the medical system demonizes as one of the leading causes of heart disease. (according to the medical “experts.”) However, if your kidneys function properly, they filter out excess sodium. However, if you drink too much water, your gut will drown, which will cause all kinds of other health issues, like flushing out all the necessary bacteria to fight off disease.

Then when do I need to drink water?

Only when you are thirsty … Period. Drinking a gallon of water every day is bullshit. How do I know this? A few years ago, drinking a gallon of water daily was all over social media. That, for me, is enough to call out bullshit.

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